The De-Evolution of Man:Political Satire, Corporate Satire and more…

“Quickly, Megaman, we must hurry the Nuts are powerful people and they will not take to kindly for you to disappear. I have man wanting to meet you, he nearby, you needed now. I help you save world, from giant oil spill.” Fuk U said. “We must move quickly, he wait out back.”

“Who is this man and what do you mean giant oil spill?” Megaman responded.

“Megaman no ask to many questions, we hurry or the Nuts dissect you, hurry.”

“What? I think that this is enough young lady. I find that.” Megaman rattled on as Fuk U pulled Megaman down the hall by his hand. They traversed the hall quickly, then proceeded down an enclosed flight of stairs that led them to an old service door.  The reinforced steel door was securely locked with a metal brace that rested on two metal holders. The brace was securely locked with a high security pad-lock. “Must be quite a bit of crime in this neighborhood, to warrant such extraordinary means of security, I dare say that no one would surreptitiously enter this domicile. No ma’am. Good security precautions are critical, at least until I find out what’s causing all the violence in this world. And with that in mind, I certainly empathize with you young lady and completed understand your need for such barbaric behavior..”

“I’m glad you feel that way, super-idiot, but from time to time one of the guests here get away. Come on. Idiot -man.”

“Idiot-man A…Ah perhaps I understand your subterfuge, you are diverting attention from my super human intellect, thereby increasing the odds of my success.

“Yeh right.”

They entered an alley. The dirt paved alley was barely wide enough for a single car and was haphazardly lined with trash cans and old cars. Fuk U yanked Megaman’s hand, jerking him to the right and again leading him easily down toward the main road.  A  long black limousine pulled to a stop just in front of them and the back door popped open. Fuk U looked behind them making sure they hadn’t been followed, She then pushed the superhero into the car banging his head along on the roof.

“oops.” She said. A smile cracking the small thin lips.

Once inside the limo, the car surged forward and the passenger in the back seat introduced himself without hesitation

“I’m Kevin Costner and I fear Megaman you are the only one that can save us, I’m so lucky to have found you. My machine the Centrifuge Water Cleaning System has been stolen and it is the only hope for the innocent animals and people of the gulf, will you help?”

“Why I have been, somewhat indisposed for quite some time and am ignorant of the current affairs of the world, I think that I should investigate…’

Fuk U interrupted Megaman and quickly stated. “He’ll help.” then she slapped him on the back of the head and forcefully stated. “Shut up dumbass. Oh I’m sorry Kevin, you may be unfamiliar with the Pronghornia cultural differences, if you give me your information and let us off at the next corner we will get to it.”

“Ah yes..here is the folder and the list of suspects.”

Megaman continued to rub his head during the interchange and question if he should continue this partnership with this Fuk U woman. Perhaps setting off on his own would be best, after all he’d done it before.

After exiting the vehicle and finding a coffee shop to sit in the two studied the file, while drinking coffee and Fuk U smoked a chocolate electronic cigarette that delightfully relaxed her after the days insane events.

Three suspects:

Al Gore – Al Gore claimed responsibility for inventing the machine and demanded that he be given credit for the invention and was heard stating he wasn’t going to be cheated out of this invention like he had for inventing the internet. He said if he wasn’t given proper accreditation no one would have the machine.

Barack Obama – President Obama was heard stating that this would ruin any hope of his green technology moving forward as he needed this tragedy to show the world the dangers of oil.

Sarah Palin – The Palinator, her secret love for Megaman and desire to find him she’d hope that this tragedy would bring him to her.

Who’s behind the disappearance and can Megaman save the world from the giant oil spill.

Did Al Gore steal Kevin Costner’s Centrifugal Water Cleaning System? Did he really invent it?

Will Barack Obama achieve his green technology that he so desperately wants and campaigned for? Would he steal the only hope for the Gulf, just to achieve his campaign promise?

Will Sarah Palin find Megaman?

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Written by Greg