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The Deevolution of Man: Political Satire, Corporate Satire and more..Politically Correct Definitions
Airhead – Density Depraved Cranial Cavity Bitch – Biochemically induced chemical imbalance causing emotional state that produces annoying constant vocalizations similar to a ducks, quack. Asshole – Overabundance of misguided superiority thought processes causing misguided behaviors that often lead to a Unique Syndrome, USAM, Unsolved Asshole Murders. Jackass – A genetically based deficiency of a person’s intelligence quotient causing an insurmountable obstacle to succeed. Note: Jackass’s provide great entertainment and can be a great friend when you think … Read entire article »
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MegaMan and Fuk U
The door opened sluggishly; mumbling and grumbling much like a resentful old woman, arising from her warm comfortable bed first thing on a chilly winter’s day. “EEEaarch” it said. No, it didn’t want to be pushed. It didn’t want to face the discontent of yet another occupant of this mysterious room. “EEEaaaarch” another scream as the door moved slowly forward in front of the back of the short woman pushing it. “EEEEaaaarch.” One would think that this inanimate … Read entire article »
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Tragedy in Arizona
(ISBN) Arizona – In southern Arizona today a devastating accident occurred. An HDD drilling rig, owned by WDD inc. exploded, causing the radio directional finder that controls the direction of the drill to go awry, sending the underground bit off course. The out of control bit eventually surfaced in Mexico, creating a giant underground tunnel. Seeing an opportunity to bypass the massive deployment of National Guardsmen and security at the American boarder, the tunnel immediately … Read entire article »
Filed under: Featured, Investigative Bull-Shit
Bert and The Preacher’s Wife’s Sermon
“Damn cat, hate that cat…” Bert mumbled as he exited the master Bedroom and stormed down the hall toward the bathroom. Two steps into his sprint, Bert froze, jerked his spine unnaturally first to the left and then to the right, darted three steps in a crouch. Stopped. Listened. Then catapulted into the air, turned 180 degrees at the apex of his jump, landed in a Ninja stance and readied himself defensively. Once he recognized the coast was … Read entire article »
Filed under: The Revenge of the Monkey
Megaman declared a criminal by President Obama and staff
The door closed leaving Megaman alone with his thoughts. Who is the strange woman that greeted him, was he a prisoner and if he is, where? What had happened to him? What injury caused him to end up here, wherever here was, a hospital, prison or worse? He had been in a coma that seemed assured, since the lovely woman, whom referred to herself as Ima Nuts. Ima Nuts was a lovely woman; she had an … Read entire article »
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Bert Just a Normal Guy?
“Bert get up and get ready.” Dolores, Bert’s wife yipped. Yipped like a miniature French bull-dog, scurried about like a miniature French bulldog and had the sad perplexed look on her face like that of a French bulldog. Dolores stood at the doorway holding Monkey the family cat and Bert’s arch nemesis in her arms. “Bert are you listening? I have company coming over today, Patty and Pastor Robbins wife, Beatrice. Patty is…Bert are you … Read entire article »
Filed under: The Revenge of the Monkey
Kitty Confinement
“OK so I chewed the laces off your shoes..I said I was sorry.” … Read entire article »
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MegaMan,The Recovery and Ima Nuts
“Why good morning …Mr. Megaman, I see that you’re awake.” The bubbly middle-aged woman asked as she entered the small sterile room. She gracefully sauntered across the room with the flittering grace of a butterfly. As she waltzed across the room she lifted the hem of her long silk robe with the tender grasp of her thumb and forefinger. The way she held her robe one might think that she was holding a cup of tea … Read entire article »
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Mel-Gibson My New Enemy
Trying to reach a broader spectrum of humans to warn and guide them into peaceful existence, I joined an online group. I’ll not mention the group to assure the members neutral or otherwise supportive of my efforts are protected against the violent propagandists of Earth’s culture.Let me explain. Mr. Gibson through one of his brainwashed followers attempted to sabotage my intentions. The following subversive action took place: this individual maintaining … Read entire article »
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Intelligent Design
Intelligent design is an alternative explanation for the creation of the universe by an all powerful being. Although the theory sounds great and the thought of something or someone creating everything for a specific purpose the feeling to analyze this theory through the eyes of a sarcastic skeptic or the SS for short struck, like a thunderbolt from heaven. On the first day I analyzed the word intelligent..Having or showing … Read entire article »
Filed under: Satire:Religion
MegaMan Arrested
After reading this news source, http://www.wanttoknow.info/050423secretgovernment. I realized who was behind the violence and destruction in the world: a clandestine organization of powerful men, manipulating ordinary men for personal gains, wealth and power. I needed to find them and stop them. My research indicated these mysterious organizations of men wielded infinite resources and power and desired to remain anonymous and to maintain control. Reviewing years, decades even centuries of data, the conclusion is … Read entire article »
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Lack of Sanity
“I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.” ~Author Unknown One thing in life you can lack and still have it all. Lacking sanity is actually not really lacking in anything in the strictest sense of the word. Really think about it, lack sanity and a person lacks nothing. Doubt it? Life throws us all many curves. Money can be a big concern. Are you dead broke, are … Read entire article »
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