The De-Evolution of Man:Political Satire, Corporate Satire and more…

Warning this post should not be read by anal retentive grammar nannies: You may be offended and get you’re panties in a bind.

(Ha! Did you catch that I did it on purpose)

Recently I received a comment on my blog. I didn’t post it. I deleted it, sorry. However, I wish to respond to the commenter.

Thank You for your services! I am not a professional and although I have a blast writing, I really hate the mundane aspect of checking my grammar.

I rely mostly on the grammar checker, which falls short occasionally.

The error an oversight on my part was corrected immediately.

I do strive for perfection.  So I wish to thank you for your proof reading services, they generally cost  more than I can afford, so this was indeed a treat.

I jumped for joy as I read your comment, did a back flip and yelled out my second story downtown Indianapolis apartment. “I’ve (notice I used the correct word!) finally gotten something free, professional proofreading services.”

I called all my friends, the ones that say I’m the unluckiest guy in the world, the same ones that say I’ll never win anything, to tell them I indeed have gotten something for free!

If the commenter would contact me, I do an awful lot of writing and would like to hire them for there free proof reading services. Holy shit I could have used you for that last sentence, look I used there instead of their, wow please contact me!

Also being the great person that I am, being that I am sure there are many other bloggers out there that would love to e-mail you there posts, Look I did it again! You really need to help me out here! and proof read their work for free. Hey I’m sure there are authors out there that might need entire novels proofread, you could make a killing giving away that service!  I’d advertise for you.  Look I’d instead of id, which of course is the side of me that is writing this post.

In addition, I’ve decided to practice, practice, and practice to assure that any further occurrences of poor grammar will not reach the masses. Please review my studies:

I misused the word your, I used your, instead of you’re. I guess the grammar checker failed me so I will relearn basic grammar for you.

Practice:

1. You’re an asshole, meaning that you are one. You’re an asshole is the same thing as saying you are an asshole. As opposed to your asshole, which could be used in a sentence such as your asshole is a large pimply structure utilized for passing the most obnoxious odors known to man.

2. You’re a motherfucker. This would be the same as saying you are a motherfucker. As opposed to saying, your mother’s a fucker.

There I think I have that cleared up. Thank you and let me know of any other errors, because your eyes just go cross-eyed after a while.

Written by Greg