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Politically Correct Definitions
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Airhead – Density Depraved Cranial Cavity
Bitch – Biochemically induced chemical imbalance causing emotional state that produces annoying constant vocalizations similar to a ducks, quack.
Asshole – Overabundance of misguided superiority thought processes causing misguided behaviors that often lead to a Unique Syndrome, USAM, Unsolved Asshole Murders.
Jackass – A genetically based deficiency of a person’s intelligence quotient causing an insurmountable obstacle to succeed. Note: Jackass’s provide great entertainment and can be a great friend when you think your life is a complete failure.
Bragger: deficiency between reality and the flatulent flattery that spews thoughtlessly from the overworked facial cavity. Caution: If you love a braggart, be aware that getting them to shut-up long enough to eat and to eat without choking to death will be a life long struggle.
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LOL I wonder if I could remember the asshole one so I could whip that out on my husband during a fight. He’d get a blank stare like wth did you just say?
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Make a hat and keep it ready for the next fight, then just plop it on his head and that should be the spark you need. Good luck with your fight!