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The Deevolution of Man: Political Satire, Corporate Satire and more..The Disappearance of The Centrifugal Water Cleaning System and Kevin Costner
“Quickly, Megaman, we must hurry the Nuts are powerful people and they will not take to kindly for you to disappear. I have man wanting to meet you, he nearby, you needed now. I help you save world, from giant oil spill.” Fuk U said. “We must move quickly, he wait out back.” “Who is this man and what do you mean giant oil spill?” Megaman responded. “Megaman no ask to many questions, we hurry or the … Read entire article »
Satire:Side effects from prescription drugs
You’re bound up in excruciating pain, your neighbors called the police last week while you were trying to release the burden, your miserable. You go to a doctor, for treatment. Its either that or be arrested for disturbing the peace. Seems easy enough, they make a drug for anything and everything. The Doctor with his infinite wisdom, years of university training and medical experience prescribes you a drug. You fill the prescription, take the pill and await … Read entire article »
Filed under: Medicine, Outrageous Occurrences
Politically Correct Definitions
Airhead – Density Depraved Cranial Cavity Bitch – Biochemically induced chemical imbalance causing emotional state that produces annoying constant vocalizations similar to a ducks, quack. Asshole – Overabundance of misguided superiority thought processes causing misguided behaviors that often lead to a Unique Syndrome, USAM, Unsolved Asshole Murders. Jackass – A genetically based deficiency of a person’s intelligence quotient causing an insurmountable obstacle to succeed. Note: Jackass’s provide great entertainment and can be a great friend when you think … Read entire article »
Filed under: Kitchen Sink
MegaMan and Fuk U
The door opened sluggishly; mumbling and grumbling much like a resentful old woman, arising from her warm comfortable bed first thing on a chilly winter’s day. “EEEaarch” it said. No, it didn’t want to be pushed. It didn’t want to face the discontent of yet another occupant of this mysterious room. “EEEaaaarch” another scream as the door moved slowly forward in front of the back of the short woman pushing it. “EEEEaaaarch.” One would think that this inanimate … Read entire article »
Filed under: MegaMan
Tragedy in Arizona
(ISBN) Arizona – In southern Arizona today a devastating accident occurred. An HDD drilling rig, owned by WDD inc. exploded, causing the radio directional finder that controls the direction of the drill to go awry, sending the underground bit off course. The out of control bit eventually surfaced in Mexico, creating a giant underground tunnel. Seeing an opportunity to bypass the massive deployment of National Guardsmen and security at the American boarder, the tunnel immediately … Read entire article »
Filed under: Featured, Investigative Bull-Shit
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