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	The Deevolution of Man: Political Satire, Corporate Satire and more..
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		<title>Boosting the Economy: Who Stole It?</title>
		<link>http://thedeevolutionofman.com/2010/08/boosting-economy-stole-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 19:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This an article released by Vice president Joseph Biden. I will attempt to explain the real meaning behind it.
Biden also issued a statement highlighting a new report from the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office that shows in the second quarter of 2010, the president&#8217;s stimulus plan helped boost the gross domestic product between 1.7 percent and 4.5 percent. The plan also increased the number of employed people by between 1.4 million and 3.3 million, the report said.
The Vice President, Joseph Biden for those of you too busy watching stupid reality shows to know we have a Vice President.  Biden issued the statement because it’s probably bad news or news that the President wants to distance himself  from, i.e.”I’m not touching this with a ten foot fucking pole.”
The non-partisan Congressional Budget Office, OK you see they got the word non-partisan in there. This is to let us know that they didn’t doctor ...]]></description>
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		<title>Aliens, Nuggets, Space Bricks and Emergency Repairs</title>
		<link>http://thedeevolutionofman.com/2010/08/800/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 21:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“McDonalds’ chicken nuggets use a compound dimethylpolysiloxane that is an &#8220;anti-foaming agent. The side effects that could result from the nuggets range from nausea to delirium…&#8221; Said Lonnie Lung, from the EMS evening news broadcast.
The television blared as the two brothers watched and ate their dinner of Mcdonald&#8217;s and beer.
“Holy-shit, Edgar, did you hear that, anti foaming agent, what does that mean, Doesn’t sound too healthy to me.”
&#8220;Means that no one will know that you really have rabies after all the nuggets you eat. Never seen a man could eat so many Mcnuggets, Nuggets for breakfast, lunch and dinner, what’s with the nuggets anyway Bobby?”
“I like ‘em and what’s that supposed to mean.  I don’t have no babies? Are you accusing me of having illegitimate children? I take care of my own and if I had&#8230;”
“Rabies you idiot. Rabies, you know where a dog foams at the mouth&#8230;Oh shit you ...]]></description>
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		<title>Greg Thinks? Things I Hate</title>
		<link>http://thedeevolutionofman.com/2010/08/greg-thinks-hate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 15:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things I hate, despise disdain, detest, disapprove of and wish to demolish into oblivion… OK maybe a little harsh, but things that piss me off.
These are in no particular order, because I hate fucking lists. I hate them all and I’m already ready to pop two more Prozac, drink a bottle of Tequila and take any numerous unmentioned natural pharmaceuticals to alleviate the intense pounding in my chest and skull from writing this. So don’t push it.
I hate people that tell you to: &#8220;Smile.”
No I do not hate smiling, and nor am I a particularly unhappy person.  I  smile when I hear a funny joke, I see someone I enjoy being around or I love  and obviously since I&#8217;m not smiling, I don&#8217;t love you, want to be around you or nothing you have to say is particularly amusing.
So why don&#8217;t you start tap-dancing, poke yourself in the eye, run ...]]></description>
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		<title>Billionaire oil executives, The Large Big Black Fish and Megaman</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 16:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After getting free from his would be captors, Megaman immediately contacted his friend and protector Sarah Palin, now with Fox news. He asked her for help in the dilemma facing him-correcting the injustice brought upon the billionaire oil executives because there humanitarian efforts to bring a better life to the world.  Megaman wanted to explain his theories about the gulf oil spill, the travesty and miscarriage of justice these unselfish oil executives experienced-losing their fortunes and respect by the frivolous claims of fraud and the felonious theft of their oil.
Yes the common misconception is that this entire tragedy is contained, nearly over, with the well capped and the oil no longer spewing into the gulf. No, the real tragedy is the mistreatment that the oil executives have felt at the hands of the populace and the government. These oil executives had everything planned out, they were trying to find a ...]]></description>
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		<title>Ways to Save Money on Gas</title>
		<link>http://thedeevolutionofman.com/2010/08/ways-save-money-gas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 14:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this day and age of soaring gas prices, I thought that I would do a public service by divulging my proven methods for saving money on gas. I do this to prove to the world that I am not the bastard that some would say I am, I do this to prove to you, those that are wise enough to learn the secrets of  saving money on gas.
These are secrets discovered by the Secret Order of The Blockhead-Hood. You will find them nowhere else and please only use them if you intend on saving this country from the transgressions of the greedy oil companies.
Now, pay attention grasshopper and you will learn the secrets of  The Blockhead hood.
Brake Less &#8211; It is a fact that your engine burns most of  its fuel when accelerating, so don&#8217;t hit the brakes. Map out your route, find sidewalks that you can traverse in ...]]></description>
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		<title>The Real History of Weather Prediction</title>
		<link>http://thedeevolutionofman.com/2010/07/weatherman-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 22:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There I was minding my own business sitting at my computer, typing away while simultaneously watching the news, drinking Mountain Dew, chewing gum and thinking. Yes I multi-task, it is fortunate that I don&#8217;t think too deeply or the rest would be to difficult for me. So, in the half hour I watched the news they spent twenty-five minutes on the weather, showing me radar, graphs and charts of blue and red colliding in a dance of scientific analysis.
Yeh right, scientific analysis  they want me to believe. Where were they  when I got drenched last week after trusting their prediction of  a ten percent chance of rain. Who carries an umbrella when the weather-lady says only ten percent chance of rain.
I&#8217;m glad the Mountain Dew kicked in, because I would have passed out from boredom, but then something just got me riled up, something that I look at everyday just ...]]></description>
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		<title>Megaman goes to the Gulf!</title>
		<link>http://thedeevolutionofman.com/2010/07/megaman-gulf/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 00:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuk U finished her electronic cigarette, although she&#8217;d been trying to quit utilizing this method, it just hadn&#8217;t seemed to work. She&#8217;d ran across these electronic cigarettes while surfing the internet several months ago, but the chocolate flavor of ones of these, just made her smoke more. She did love chocolate, liked she loved Tae Kwon Do, Bruce Lee movies and mega-man. she hoped no one would learn of her weakness for this imbecile, but he did have an attraction.
After paying, the two departed quickly. Anxious to get to the Gulf and save the civilized world from this disaster. Mega-man still didn&#8217;t understand the tragedy or how oil got spilled in the sea, it seemed like a pretty big place and why would anyone want to spill it anyway?
Fuk U  explained on the way, in the cab, to the airport that the entire civilized world may be in jeopardy.
After arriving ...]]></description>
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		<title>The Second Coming</title>
		<link>http://thedeevolutionofman.com/2010/07/coming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 00:26:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dexter&#8216;s studies continued even as the ambulance roared through the city streets, even as the ambulance raced through turn after turn, even as his body seemingly graced with a heavenly ability to drift left then right while his eyes amazingly stayed focused on the bible on his lap. Dexter was truly a blessed man, Dexter believed that he had a purpose, a purpose to serve man for a greater good, a much greater good than roaring around in an ambulance saving men and women from a life of gorging on fatty foods and excessive living, pounding on their chests in desperation, breathing life into their flesh destined for hell.
No Dexter had no desire to save man&#8217;s physical body; he wanted to save their souls. He knew that one-day it would come true.
&#8220;Hey guys you got a good one&#8230;hahaha&#8230;it seems three people got themselves stuck together&#8230;one&#8217;s naked as a jaybird, wonder ...]]></description>
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		<title>The Comment</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 00:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Warning this post should not be read by anal retentive grammar nannies: You may be offended and get you&#8217;re panties in a bind. 
(Ha! Did you catch that I did it on purpose)

Recently I received a comment on my blog. I didn&#8217;t post it. I deleted it, sorry. However, I wish to respond to the commenter.
Thank You for your services! I am not a professional and although I have a blast writing, I really hate the mundane aspect of checking my grammar.
I rely mostly on the grammar checker, which falls short occasionally.
The error an oversight on my part was corrected immediately.
I do strive for perfection.  So I wish to thank you for your proof reading services, they generally cost  more than I can afford, so this was indeed a treat.
I jumped for joy as I read your comment, did a back flip and yelled out my second story downtown ...]]></description>
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		<title>OK So I&#8217;ve changed formats again!</title>
		<link>http://thedeevolutionofman.com/2010/07/ok-so-ive-changed-formats-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 23:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sorry for the confusion, but although I can and am slightly confusing at times, it&#8217;s not my fault it&#8217;s entirely genetic. But this time the confusion rests on word-press&#8216;s shoulders, not that there is anything wrong with wordpress, I love it here, but when I changed from my version of wordpress to 3.0, the theme I was using, well i just couldn&#8217;t make the changes I liked to it and some things just didn&#8217;t work the same, so I found another theme, hope you enjoy it.
I haven&#8217;t figured out how to do the little picture things, but who knows maybe before there is another update I&#8217;ll have it figured out.
I&#8217;m almost done with my next post, a tribute to the grammar nannies of the web.

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