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The Deevolution of Man: Political Satire, Corporate Satire and more..Aliens, Nuggets, Space Bricks and Emergency Repairs
“McDonalds’ chicken nuggets use a compound dimethylpolysiloxane that is an “anti-foaming agent. The side effects that could result from the nuggets range from nausea to delirium…” Said Lonnie Lung, from the EMS evening news broadcast. The television blared as the two brothers watched and ate their dinner of Mcdonald’s and beer. “Holy-shit, Edgar, did you hear that, anti foaming agent, what does that mean, Doesn’t sound too healthy to me.” “Means that no one will know that you … Read entire article »
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Billionaire oil executives, The Large Big Black Fish and Megaman
After getting free from his would be captors, Megaman immediately contacted his friend and protector Sarah Palin, now with Fox news. He asked her for help in the dilemma facing him-correcting the injustice brought upon the billionaire oil executives because there humanitarian efforts to bring a better life to the world. Megaman wanted to explain his theories about the gulf oil spill, the travesty and miscarriage of justice these unselfish oil executives experienced-losing their fortunes … Read entire article »
The Real History of Weather Prediction
There I was minding my own business sitting at my computer, typing away while simultaneously watching the news, drinking Mountain Dew, chewing gum and thinking. Yes I multi-task, it is fortunate that I don’t think too deeply or the rest would be to difficult for me. So, in the half hour I watched the news they spent twenty-five minutes on the weather, showing me radar, graphs and charts of blue and red colliding in a … Read entire article »
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Megaman goes to the Gulf!
Fuk U finished her electronic cigarette, although she’d been trying to quit utilizing this method, it just hadn’t seemed to work. She’d ran across these electronic cigarettes while surfing the internet several months ago, but the chocolate flavor of ones of these, just made her smoke more. She did love chocolate, liked she loved Tae Kwon Do, Bruce Lee movies and mega-man. she hoped no one would learn of her weakness for this imbecile, but … Read entire article »
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The Disappearance of The Centrifugal Water Cleaning System and Kevin Costner
“Quickly, Megaman, we must hurry the Nuts are powerful people and they will not take to kindly for you to disappear. I have man wanting to meet you, he nearby, you needed now. I help you save world, from giant oil spill.” Fuk U said. “We must move quickly, he wait out back.” “Who is this man and what do you mean giant oil spill?” Megaman responded. “Megaman no ask to many questions, we hurry or the … Read entire article »
MegaMan and Fuk U
The door opened sluggishly; mumbling and grumbling much like a resentful old woman, arising from her warm comfortable bed first thing on a chilly winter’s day. “EEEaarch” it said. No, it didn’t want to be pushed. It didn’t want to face the discontent of yet another occupant of this mysterious room. “EEEaaaarch” another scream as the door moved slowly forward in front of the back of the short woman pushing it. “EEEEaaaarch.” One would think that this inanimate … Read entire article »
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Megaman declared a criminal by President Obama and staff
The door closed leaving Megaman alone with his thoughts. Who is the strange woman that greeted him, was he a prisoner and if he is, where? What had happened to him? What injury caused him to end up here, wherever here was, a hospital, prison or worse? He had been in a coma that seemed assured, since the lovely woman, whom referred to herself as Ima Nuts. Ima Nuts was a lovely woman; she had an … Read entire article »
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MegaMan,The Recovery and Ima Nuts
“Why good morning …Mr. Megaman, I see that you’re awake.” The bubbly middle-aged woman asked as she entered the small sterile room. She gracefully sauntered across the room with the flittering grace of a butterfly. As she waltzed across the room she lifted the hem of her long silk robe with the tender grasp of her thumb and forefinger. The way she held her robe one might think that she was holding a cup of tea … Read entire article »
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Mel-Gibson My New Enemy
Trying to reach a broader spectrum of humans to warn and guide them into peaceful existence, I joined an online group. I’ll not mention the group to assure the members neutral or otherwise supportive of my efforts are protected against the violent propagandists of Earth’s culture.Let me explain. Mr. Gibson through one of his brainwashed followers attempted to sabotage my intentions. The following subversive action took place: this individual maintaining … Read entire article »
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MegaMan Arrested
After reading this news source, http://www.wanttoknow.info/050423secretgovernment. I realized who was behind the violence and destruction in the world: a clandestine organization of powerful men, manipulating ordinary men for personal gains, wealth and power. I needed to find them and stop them. My research indicated these mysterious organizations of men wielded infinite resources and power and desired to remain anonymous and to maintain control. Reviewing years, decades even centuries of data, the conclusion is … Read entire article »
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MegaMan Finds a Home
Spending two days in your civilizations sponsored accommodations drained me substantially; however I now clearly understand the need for my services. I decided to escape. I needed an accomplice. This time aware of the restrictive nature of the accommodations I acquired, I would be more careful.. My first thought: talk to my fellow guests. Knowing selecting my accomplice would be critical to avoid a repeat of the deception and ineptitude … Read entire article »
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Megaman,The Nobel Peace Prize, President Obama and a good ass-kicking
I wasn’t sure how all this would save the world, but I was leaving the halls of Congress with grants and checks worth millions to start my Monster Insurance company. Read here to learn of the ground-breaking idea that started the entire company. I had plenty of new friends and business associates to help me with the legal and technical aspects of setting up a company and I was … Read entire article »
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