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The Deevolution of Man: Political Satire, Corporate Satire and more..

Megaman goes to the Gulf!

Megaman goes to the Gulf!

Fuk U finished her electronic cigarette, although she’d been trying to quit utilizing this method, it just hadn’t seemed to work. She’d ran across these electronic cigarettes while surfing the internet several months ago, but the chocolate flavor of ones of these, just made her smoke more. She did love chocolate, liked she loved Tae Kwon Do, Bruce Lee movies and mega-man. she hoped no one would learn of her weakness for this imbecile, but … Read entire article »

Filed under: Featured, MegaMan, Satire Corporations

Satire:Side effects from prescription drugs

Satire:Side effects from prescription drugs

You’re bound up in excruciating pain, your neighbors called the police last week while you were trying to release the burden, your miserable. You go to a doctor, for treatment. Its either that or be arrested for disturbing the peace. Seems easy enough, they make a drug for anything and everything. The Doctor with his infinite wisdom, years of  university training and medical experience prescribes you a drug. You fill the prescription, take the pill and await … Read entire article »

Filed under: Medicine, Outrageous Occurrences

Intelligent Design

Intelligent Design

Intelligent design is an alternative explanation for the creation of the universe by an all powerful being. Although the theory sounds great and the thought of something or someone creating everything for a specific purpose the feeling to analyze this theory through the eyes of a sarcastic skeptic or the SS for short struck, like a thunderbolt from heaven. On the first day I analyzed the word intelligent..Having or showing … Read entire article »

Filed under: Satire:Religion

Conspiracies or Stupidities

Conspiracies or Stupidities

Conspiracies or Stupidities? What is a conspiracy? A conspiracy is an agreement between conspirators. This requires yes two or more conspirators, two or more bored power hungry vindictive people looking to destroy, diminish or otherwise ruin another person’s life. Personally I cannot imagine this in my day-to-day living, I encounter nothing but professional, friendly and helpful individuals all working together for the common good. How about you? But despite the natural … Read entire article »

Filed under: Government, Satire

Artificial Intelligence

Artificial Intelligence

It began innocently enough; an offer from a major phone company offering rewards and incentives to switch Internet service to them. The offer to switch included cash back, free hook-up and in addition the increased speed and reliability of their service. I jumped at the offer. The website set-up made ordering a breeze, the confirmation and receipt came by e-mail. The confirmation e-mail requested a simple phone call to schedule hook-up. I … Read entire article »

Filed under: Featured, Satire Corporations, Satire:Technology

The Motivation Behind The Research

The Motivation Behind The Research

Image by Zombie Inc. Wholesale zombies for over 20 years via Flickr When I heard the news I ran to the book store and bought the newest copy of Time. I flipped enthusiastically through the pages until I’d found my article. There it was. I did it. I have proven to Mother my righteousness after years of being scolded and chastised for utilizing the English language in colourful and exotic patterns of bullshit. The … Read entire article »

Filed under: Satire:Religion

Santa Claus Economics

Santa Claus Economics

The Political and Economic Council of Key Economic Resources-or Pecker- has announced in tandem with business, industrial and political leaders the analysis of the landmark study on the the boldest economic theory yet undertaken by any country in history. Pecker’s analysis of Santa Claus economics and Political leadership has lead to ground-breaking findings and despite the protestations of many political and economic fanatics; Pecker believes that if Santa Claus can … Read entire article »

Filed under: Economics

Phobia’s Really?

A land-breaking study released by the American Medical Association. Koril Megiro, the lead researcher compiled a list of the new phobias. Megiro states: “I think that human fragility can be explained through one phobia or another. I will continue my research until the prejudices of phobias are erased.” These phobias listed shatter common misconceptions of human behavior. Lakisha Candace Newton was serving 15 years for armed robbery until she received a pardon. She is undergoing treatment for SteliaPhobia, Gunarphobia Skullfractaphobia. These debilitating and often misunderstood phobias, instead of receiving the treatment she needed, landed her in prison. She shot the bank guard, the innocent by-stander, the teller and her boyfriend only because she felt the gun may be broken. Gunaraphobia … Read entire article »

Filed under: Medicine, Satire

The Bail – Out

The Bail – Out

“Mr. President your economic team is ready for you. Here are your briefing papers. Right this way sir.’ The aid opened the door for the President and casually signaled for him to enter the room. The room was filled with the brightest minds in the country, economists, business leaders and politicians. The President confidently entered the room, sat quickly, poured a glass of water and opened his folder. He wasted no … Read entire article »

Filed under: Economics, Government, Satire